Greeting inferior being, I am the great and powerful Deave. You should know that by discovering this page your life has just climaxed. That's right this is so incredible that everything in your insignificant life from here on out is going to be downhill. You should cut your losses and kill yourself. But more pressing questions are at hand such as, "Deave why are you so incredibly incredible!?!" I would like to respond by saying yes, yes I am incredible. Now I am sure there are a few skeptics out there who will read this page and exclaim, "My god!! This is not incredible!! It is a waste of my time!!" Let me assure you that those ignorant fools are worthless and should not be listened to. Secondly I would like to point out that "wasting their time" is irrelevant because time is an abstract concept created by carbon-based life forms simply to monitor their rate of decay. Time serves no other purpose than this. With that said I think you should thank me for being so great.

The Deave would also like to note this site was completely redesigned on 4/2/03. Among the updates are the new interface and background, Trojan Man has his own page now, and the rest of the stuff was just moved around. I would like to point out that I made navigating the site harder than it was before and included a white background to hurt your eyes. I did this for two reasons: I can, and you deserve it bitch.

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