I Am Jack's Vengeful Smirk...

Be Like Me!

So you want to be like me? Or maybe you just want to get a better idea of what makes me tick exactly like I do. Well first things first. Drink some toxic waste, sign up for a faustian deal and follow some advice from me.

Read What I Read:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson*

American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis*

High Fidelity by Nick Hornsby*

Gojiro by Marc Jacobson

I Am Legend by Richard Matheson

The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller

Comic Books. Real Ones.

Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein*

Watch What I Watch:

Godzilla Vs. Megalon

Fight Club

Evil Dead

Equilibrium

Say Anything

Transformers

Better Off Dead

Family Guy

Angel

 

Do What I Do:

Play Skeeball

Write under the influence

Drink bourbon

Play Unreal Tourament

Get a Job

Channel anger into Zen

Eat corn chips

Draw

Be a Wonderful Person

Think What I Think:

Illusion is not Confusion

Punk is Beautiful

Godzilla is King

No Evil Shall Escape My Sight

My Car is a Survival Car

Jenna Jameson=Perfect

Asia Argento=Close Second

Friends Help Friends

Extra Voice aren't Clutter, they're Company

 

*Denotes a movie available for the book. Watch it too, not instead of. Listen to your english teacher for once, but never, ever, listen to a guidance counselor.

Now you're on the right track to being a bit more open to who I am. Want some more? I can give it to you if you say those magic words. Your window is open.

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