Disclaimer: This page was not created at work, nor at work computers, nor
is by any means in any way supposed to create money. It is also not work related
besides the fact that most of the following events happened right across the
street
at the VA Tech airport. I hereby also want to warn anyone at work or with a week heart not to watch this
webspace since I can not be hold accountable for any work lost or any other problems that might occur through too much laughing while viewing this webspace.
Now having this "disclaimer" out
of the way, let me tell you about this page. First of all it's nothing related
to
a web-page it has gotten no fancy menus,
no organized Web lay-out nor a links section, but is a little something I throw
together last night about June 6th. To navigate click the shortcuts on the main page, those are easily
identified by the -><- and by the different color. Just click on those and you will be transferred to a
new page. To navigate back, either press the back-button on the page, or if non exist,s the Back Button on your
browser, remember this site just vaguely classifies right now as a webpage.Now back to June 6th, D-Day, the day when I, Ludwig
Gantner, set foot on the VA Tech airport and started my first and until fall
last flying lessons in a World War II SNJ Fighter WarBird(that's an aircraft).
June 6th, is also exactly to the day,
2 years, 1 week and 3 days after I signed a pact with the most evil of Organizations,
known to men, as SunCom. I hereby
mean no disrespect to this company and it's employees except for the ones that
signed and created my sell-phone contract and caused me 3 month of agony while
quarrelling about the fine print. I hereby also thank the President of
SunCom for giving me an unbelievable good deal, which in no way had anything
to do
with me staying with your company. :)
Now considering the comlexity of the following story,to keep things simple
in coming paragraphs, all different dates for events will be listed
as June 6th, 2004.
June 6th 2004, a day that will live in infamy for
generations to come or not. The day when I sat off from my homebase:
->The
USS RB-14<- to make a long and agonizing journey of hundreds of miles
to the VA Tech airport(for all that don't know, it's across the street).
Finally there, on this so called day of infamy, the Japanese attacked(no
offense ment to any Japanese, but you did attack...), perfectly on schedule,
but since we were not pepared, I ordered them a couple of pizza's,
Dominos of course. Here is a ->portait<- of these unimaginable powerfulweapons, as they will go by in History.
Now delaying this sneek-attack through
un-canned and never before seen skill we had time to make prepariations.
So let's take a look at ->my aicraft<-.
Now it was time for Take-Off.
Ok, not yet, let's first meet my ->flight instructor
Ott Clement<-. Well he did give me some good advice, the one standing
out in my mind is never to "Drink and Drive" our in our case never to ->"Drink
and Fly"<-.
Let's go back to the famous date of June 6th, 2004, an UFO was
sighted, cycling over the New River Valley creating a crop-circle, but not
to be boring, of a different kind. I call it an ACC or air-crop-circle,
patent still pending. Apparently physicists and astronomers and other kinds
of furtune tellers have come together to create a ->star-map<- to retrace the
origin of the UFO's that created this ACC.
Well let's take a look at the counter for my webpage, if anyone's
still interested.
Hmm..not bad, but let's help it a bit... ...now
that's better.
Ok, now enough joking around. Back to the SNJ and me flying it.
->Here<- you can see the inside. Now we're familiar
with the cockpit and the controlls, so let's start the rotor. -> Start
<-
Well it's time to finish up, so let's see what else we have to
do. Click on the ->Link<-.
I think now it's time for some more serious discussion, so the
first topic I want to lay my hands on is ->Money<-.
Another problem I want to touch on are computer virii. I.e. Do not, I repeat
do not click this ->Link<-. Well, I appreciate you not clicking the link so
let's get to the last topics before our Wrap-Up. Since we all had a very stressful
and intense time, I created a little ->funpage<- And now the last point
is something that I want to call the ->"ABC's of
Achievement", something
that
I found and
modified to fit this post.
Now it's time for the ->"Wrap-UP"<-. I appreciate everybody who
stayed with me to the end and I would appreciate if you let me know what you
think about this site. I might even update it to a real fancy looking Webpage...and
as answer to the last question, please feel free to share this "link" with
anyone you feel appropriate.
-Ludwig Gantner signing off-
Update!! - 04/12/05
This is the first update to this disgrace of a page. Following is a quote from Ted to good not to share:
"Those bad bad documents! They want to create mischief for you.
Remember Loki, the Scandinaviam God of Mischief? I think he personally
writes the tax code revisions each year."
Update!! - 04/20/05 ... send to me from a friend ...
oh the evil!!
I just arrived at my uncle's house to discover that the good old windows 2k that I had installed had been removed....only to be replaced by..
A FRICKIN MACTINTOSH!!!
My uncle has unleashed an evil unlike any other, with a strange box with an apple symbol on it now lying in front of the PC and connected to teh computer below, probably sucking all the evil life force out of it. Its sitting there and denying me the ability to play any good games out of it's sheer spite for compatibility, and the desktop is unlike anything I have seen - producing a horrible sense of chaos to teh enire thing which I am unable to understand.