Societies love a nice scapegoat. Let's see, the Jews were scapegoats during the Holocaust. Blacks are still scapegoats to this day. Why not just be MORE general, and blame it all on the women. With their "The Notebook" and "The O.C.," it makes you think, does any women care to not be a vajjy stereotype riddled by dreams of the perfect man and an endless horizon of cheesecakes. Women give birth and everyone has a mother. If a person is a murderer or bad in bed, it could easily be put on the mother. Even "evil dictators" like Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush have mothers. Let's just blame them. They don't deserve understanding, that's for sissies... or wait.. it's for WOMEN. Do you see the trend here?

The problem with everyone is that they accept no responsibility for their ignorant actions. As I bring up Bush, dozens of years ago, we aided in putting Hussein into power. We gave him weapons and gave his army training. That is our fault. And now it is a $100 billion dollar problem and counting. People want to blame Bush for not getting supplies and aid to New Orleans in time... Why not just blame God? God needs to step up to the plate. I mean really. Natural disasters like Katrina, the tsunami. I mean God does whatever the fuck he wants but nobody bitches "Him" out or writes an article in the Washington Post about how God is fucking up people's shit. God's got all of us on a long fucking leash if we're blaming Jews for bringing down Germany 70 years ago... blaming Blacks for social injustices and crimes for decades... and George W. Bush for Katrina. Shit happens. Shit happens all the time. As you are reading this, a grandmother somewhere, maybe not even on our planet (yeah think about that shit), was hit by a truck. Some teenage girl got raped. I mean shit sucks everywhere. All you can really do to ease your mind is just GET OFF OF IT. Don't be a 14 year old girl about life and how it treats you.

You can't blame your crappy dead-end life on the way your mother raised you or the way kids picked on you in high school. If anything, the only way people will grow as human beings is if they fully realize that 92% of their problems are caused by their own actions. And the remaining 8% has to do with random uncontrollable luck and bad timing. One of the few things of substance you can learn in life is that you're not living it right. People are eternally flawed and no matter what you do, you will easily be able to find problems and flaws in it. The same thing goes for yourself as a person. Blaming this that and the other solves nothing, other than making yourself feel better for being a failure, rapist, dumbass, douchebag... whatever your ailment. Once you know that you are not perfect and you never will be perfect... life becomes all the more relaxed.

But wait... Cali... Why is this thing called "Just Blame Women For Everything?" Actually... its rather simple. Women do this all the time but they lack the reasoning to differentiate the fact that literally everything is not their fault. Women dwell. Women self-critique usually and just bury themselves in the ground. I mean I've always felt like women are as insecure about every body part they have as men are insecure about their dick size. So just blame women, they already think its their problem. That's why women get in everybody's business. And that's why women can easily be blamed for everything because they already do that to themselves.

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